WHY ONE SHOULD NEVER WRITE LIMERICKS

My husband was my best friend
'Til I drove him round the bend
When the limericks started
Friendship departed
Now these limericks must end




(Like that is going to happen)


When Natalie sought to inspire us
She planted a nasty 'virus'
Now my poor brain
Can't take the strain
I'm hoping she's going to retire us




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